A Minor Car Accident

Kenzie and I wanted to make a situation that was funny and just had a little fun with this. I pictured this being us if we got into a car accident that would technically be considered our fault. Can't deny that I would try to make myself look like the victim. I may have made these longer if I were to change anything or ask the actual person how they would have responded.

Situation: “Minor Car Accident”

Telling my mother:

            Don’t get mad mom but…I got into a car accident, but it’s really small! No one was hurt, almost no damage. I’ll pay for the damage. The people in front of me that I hit might sue me but I’ll take care of it don’t worry. I was going slowly, everything will be fine.

Telling my best friend:

            OMG! I got into a car accident. It was so bad! Like the people were so mean, they weren’t even hurt. Barley dented their car and they bitched at me for like an hour. Wasn’t even my fault! I’ll have to pay so much. FML.

Telling my boyfriend:

            Baby, please help me. I got into a car accident and I’m under so much stress. My insurance is going to go up so much and I didn’t even do anything. And the lady was so rude. Like I barely damaged her car. I just need you to comfort me right now.

Telling my therapist:

            I feel like I’m not doing anything wrong but I get blamed for it. Even at home I feel like no one ever listens to me. And now I’m so stressed out. I don’t even know what to do. What am I going to do?

Telling a police officer:

I’m really sorry officer *sob* I was just going along and they just hit they’re brakes so fast, I just didn’t have enough time…yes this is my first accident, I’m not really sure what to do. I didn’t mean to do it. I hope the insurance covers it. I promise to be more careful.